Looking out the window in your tiny town
The sun is up, but the rain is loud
Sleeping in the sand under a summer cloud
The ocean breeze is but a soothing sound

Why don't you leave your man behind?

In December Santa's crew will be comin' around
They'll make your kids happy, drain your bank account
In October, zombies comin' out from under the ground
They won't stop searchin' 'til its brains they've found
Osama's gonna conquer the American crown
Soon I'll be praying east and you'll be wearing a shroud
But soon the rapture will take away all the devout
You'll get your wings in heaven, I'll twiddle my thumbs on the ground

Why don't you leave your man behind?

Well, Girls from 'merica and girls from Canada
Girls from Jamaica girls from and from England
Summer time, girls, is here
So let me take you girls, to somewhere
Where the beach is beautiful and the sun-a-shine
Girl you're so beautiful your sparkle it-a-blow my mind
So just leave your boyfriend, leave him behind
Come with Daddy P, no now dont waste no time
Yes, you're so sensual, and, no, waste no time ... no waste no time So get your girl!